https://www.instagram.com/BanjoStuie/
https://bsky.app/profile/banjostuie.bsky.social
.
BH: Which is your favourite hotel in the whole world?
B: Anywhere after a long flight where you can just flomp
.
BH: What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in a hotel?
B: In a Manchester hotel… there was a gimp in the corner getting edged while my Sir watched me fuck his boyfriend to the beat of some dance music… with him dreading the chorus!
.
BH: Where is your dream holiday destination?
B: Chicago. Specifically during November when the rubber boys are out
.
BH: Full English or continental?
B: Full English but with spaghetti hoops instead of beans
.
BH: Who would you most like to share a hotel room with?
B: MySpace era Tom Hardy
BH: [Googles MySpace era Tom Hardy] Oh my!
.
BH: What's your first choice from the mini-bar?
B: Raspberry Pepsi Max
.
BH: What do you love most about staying in hotels?
B: The duvets are always so soft
.
BH: If you could order anything from the BearHotel room service right now what would it be?
B: A partner!
.
BH: Who would you recommend stays in BearHotel next?
B: Lee, Joshi, Grolfe… get the Manchester photographers in front of the lens!
.
BH: What do you wear to bed?
B: Fuck all
.
BH: Firm or soft?
B: Soft
.
BH: Ever got off with a member of hotel staff?
B: Not that I’ve known
.
BH: Stolen anything from a hotel room?
B: No, everything is tied down these days