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BH: Which is your favourite hotel in the whole world?
T: I don't think I have a favourite one if I'm honest...
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BH: What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in a hotel?
T: Working at a hotel as a bell boy, a regular guest ordered a bottle of champagne at 3am… when I walked in with the bottle, he had a friend and three girls all naked, he laughed with certain complicity. I left the bottle on the table & he gave me a generous tip (I guess buying my silence). Two weeks later the same guest came back with his wife and kids, I helped with the luggage - he winked at me and gave me yet another big tip!
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BH: Where is your dream holiday destination?
T: Tokyo or the Maldives - although I struggle to ‘relax’
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BH: Full English or continental?
T: Argentinean facturas. I'd say about half a dozen of those and a chocolate milk 🙂
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BH: Who would you most like to share a hotel room with?
T: (Prepare for some cheese) I have a massive physical crush on my husband so I'm going to say him! But as a fantasy? Mmmm, I don't know, probably Tyler Labine.
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BH: What's your first choice from the mini-bar?
T: I'm a boring human, I'd say a sparkling water. Although if there’s Italian fernet I'd say that with Coke as a mixer
BH: There’s fernet…. the BearHotel mini-bar is very well stocked!
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BH: What do you love most about staying in hotels?
T: I don't know why but hotels make me super horny... also, I don't have to tidy up...
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BH: If you could order anything from the BearHotel room service right now what would it be?
T: A board of cut cured meats & cheese
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BH: Who would you recommend stays in BearHotel next?
T: Curtis M
BH: Mr M, get in touch! Rich@BearHotel.net
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BH: What do you wear to bed?
T: Nothing 🙂
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BH: Firm or soft?
T: Firm Mattress, soft men
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BH: Ever got off with a member of hotel staff?
T: A few times. Once when I was a bell boy, there was a play in town and I hooked up with one of their actors (non famous) in my flat, but the next night I was working night shift and he invited me to his room
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BH: Stolen anything from a hotel room?
T: Quite a few things... mostly toiletries