Room 479 - Col - London, Sep'25

BH: Which is your favourite hotel in the whole world?

C: Belton Woods Spa & Golf Club - it’s magical, an entire resort and I had a room with balcony and a hot tub

BH: What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in a hotel?

C: A full sub-top-bottom session with a guy I’d only known ten minutes

BH: Where is your dream holiday destination?

C: The Maldives

BH: Full English or continental?

C: Full English. There’s a sausage joke in there so where but I can’t reach it…

BH: Who would you most like to share a hotel room with?

C: My partner. And Slimlthr, Buck & Hairy Hypnotist

BH: What's your first choice from the mini-bar?

C: Haribo. ‘Tangfastics’ by preference!

BH: What do you love most about staying in hotels?

C: Not having to clean it myself

BH: If you could order anything from the BearHotel room service right now what would it be?

C: Almost blue steak & eggs. Delivered by someone who wronged me!

BH: Who would you recommend stays in BearHotel next?

C: Ace, my partner

BH: What do you wear to bed?

C: Fuck all!

BH: Firm or soft?

C: Is soft ever an option?

BH: Ever got off with a member of hotel staff?

C: Sadly not. But have been open to it on occassion

BH: Stolen anything from a hotel room?

C: Is it considered stealing if it’s the consumables?